US satellites can now detect the minutest change in room temperature every time Vladimir Putin farts. The US military can direct a missile down a chimney one and a half feet square on the roof of a hovel in the backside of Afghanistan from 12,000 miles away. They can control a probe on Mars. But they don’t know where a commercial airliner flying from Kuala Lumpur to Beijing has disappeared to? I have heard a lot of bulls**t in my time, but that takes a lot of swallowing!

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